The Private Diary of Adam Nagourney



Filed under: — Adam @ 3:59 am

Went to the daily kos convention- they all think they are so cool- they are like “I am so cool” and I was like oh, well if you are such a rebel why do you want to do politics? And they were like what ever and I saw Modo and she was all like what is going on here I don’t get it and I was like how come I ddin’t get on a panel- I blogs!

Baisy brought some x and I was supposed to go to warner’s thing and ended up on a southwest flight to cancun- WHATEVER!

I think everyone was supposed to be in tie dye and then they knew I was coming so they all put on button down shirts and aged. So I ened up sending Bill the piece I wrote for Iowa 08 during Iowa 04 and now when Iowa happens I’m going to have to write a new thing. It’s like how come you all say you want to take over politics but politics are bad- hypocites-you all sold out by getting influence- hello newsflash KOS you cannot try and influence politics if you don’t like what is happening in politics and then claim you are just trying to have a voice becaus.. I am so wasted I shopudl have doubled down on the ten I had but anna my dealer had a 16 I was all like ok I’m going to win here!

Everybody was like this is wierd why are these people so mean to us and I was like these people only exist because we are talking abou them- if we didn’t exist they wouldn’t exist because they are mad at us and oh shit how am I going to wrtie this piece Jodsie- I am drunk!
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  1. Keep up the great work!

    Comment by Bill Keller — 6/10/2006 @ 7:37 am

  2. Adam, darling …

    I sourced some of my most importance stories exclusively from blogs. You know, Little Green Footballs, Powerline, etc.

    Comment by Judith Miller — 6/10/2006 @ 9:26 am

  3. Are the aspens turning yet?

    Comment by Scooter — 6/10/2006 @ 9:29 am

  4. I wish people at the Times took their jobs more seriously…


    Comment by Judy Miller — 6/10/2006 @ 9:29 am

  5. I wish I could be out there with you, Nagsie. HA!!! No, I don’t!! Psyche!!!!!

    I hate those blogger people. They get all mean and nasty to me whenever I try to get into some serious panty sniffing about Hilary. Why can’t the understand that her panty drawer is the most important issue in politics today???

    Anyways, gotta go. I’ve got Tom DeLay in my office and he’s insisting I fellate him again. Even though I think gay marriage is icky, I have to admit I haven’t been this turned on since Dear Leader stuffed his shorts on that aircraft carrier. HA!!!

    Comment by Chris Matthews — 6/10/2006 @ 9:40 am

  6. If dat aint the smack, I don’t know what is. The next 40s on me, homey.

    Comment by Howard Kurtz — 6/10/2006 @ 9:40 am

  7. Adam,

    Kudos to you for directing the Times photographer to snap that sartorially-challenged Kossack in his black socks. I only wish you could have snapped a fat woman with hairy legs and armpits who’d left her bras in the ash heap.

    Comment by Ann Coulter — 6/10/2006 @ 9:47 am

  8. Adam, I command you to get back there and stay there until we get all the news on these leftists that’s fit to print.

    Our readers want to know how what color panites Kos’s wife wears, whether Atrios is really married or just shacking up, who John Aravosis’ lovers are, etc. I’d like to know whether that Jane Hampshire and the other women at who write with her might be a pack of lesbians. And make sure you get quotes from Reid, Pelosi, Warner, et al. proving they are pandering to these extremist nutcases. Now get back on that plane and get the job done!

    Comment by Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, Jr. — 6/10/2006 @ 9:56 am

  9. From reading the comments section I get the impression -you- Adam Nagourney–write for the NY Times? Do you often write like a girl from …high school? Do you talk like this at the office,interviews,etc?Or only talk like this when seeing or being around people who do not think and look like you?
    What a fool.

    Comment by Wayne Perkins — 6/10/2006 @ 10:02 am

  10. Adam -
    Don’t listen to that “Wayne” guy. Stay as clueful and inciteful as you are! If it weren’t for Ann Coulter, I’d say “You da Man!".

    Comment by SFAW — 6/10/2006 @ 10:07 am

  11. Hiya, Wayne! Wanna hypnotize me again?

    Comment by Mick Taylor — 6/10/2006 @ 10:10 am

  12. It’s not easy watching a once famed columnist turn belly-up because we all know what’s coming next. Like a spent salmon, Adam will float gently downstream as the aspens turn, inevitably finding his place in the world of yesterdays. For the lonely salmon, that usually means a stinky pile of bear feces deposited at streamside. It’s tres sad.

    Comment by Scooter — 6/10/2006 @ 10:12 am

  13. Dawg! Will you PUHLEEEEEZE give Markos my #? Again! Find out why he hazn’t cald!

    Comment by Sue Schmidt — 6/10/2006 @ 10:17 am

  14. nuff chatter doyouknow maybe if you knowhatimean if there’smaybesome um…umm…howdoisay this…some “good stuff” some “phabulous pharmaceudicals” some “freaking shit that will get me higher than a kite” downthere invegascity man you know what i mean and iheard in vegasit’s thebest. ask some of thoseliberals ifthey got the shizzle, liberalsdo alotof drugsialways say. eehhhhhhh heh.

    p.s. don’t tell my parole officer.

    Comment by Rush Limbaugh — 6/10/2006 @ 10:24 am

  15. What are all these flies doing in here?

    Comment by Helen Thomas — 6/10/2006 @ 10:29 am

  16. Iran has WMDs. And I know where they are…Nags, hit me up on the cellie and I’ll give ya the scoop. Trust me on this one.

    Comment by Ahmad Chalabi — 6/10/2006 @ 10:29 am

  17. First they ignored us. Then they laughed at us. Then they fought us. Then we won.

    Comment by Whig-Guy — 6/10/2006 @ 10:30 am

  18. well … I suppose you never learned what a journalist does .. nor a good satirist .. so .. um how bout drive an ice cream truck. NYTimes deserves you.

    Comment by abarefootboy — 6/10/2006 @ 10:39 am

  19. Dude, why did you even bother going? You could have gotten drunk with Brent Bozell, and he’d give you the inside skinny on all of them.

    Comment by Jeff Gerth — 6/10/2006 @ 10:48 am

  20. Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.

    Comment by Virgil — 6/10/2006 @ 10:54 am

  21. Veni, vidi, vici.

    Comment by Julius C. — 6/10/2006 @ 10:55 am

  22. Semper ubi sub ubi

    Comment by SFAW — 6/10/2006 @ 11:11 am

  23. Ha Ha! I outsnarked you Adam! Not only did I say they were wearing shorts, I also mentioned PAJAMAS!

    How come the times never writes about ME? I am a very insightful Constitutional Law Professor Blogger!!! And I love American Idol, George Bush, and myself, so I would fit right in!

    Comment by Ann Althouse — 6/10/2006 @ 11:13 am

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