The Private Diary of Adam Nagourney

11/20/2004

Mehl and Man-date

Filed under: — Adam @ 11:52 am

Ken Mehlman is totally straight, and by straight I mean freakishly gay. During my interview he asked me if the curtains matched the drapes. I told him I let someone else take care of that because of my hectic travel schedule. He winked and wanted to know if I was busy later. Then it got weird because, see, my drapes and curtains are all the way back in New York so how could we fix them?

Kenneth told me that I should stop wearing my signature yellow tie with olive suit and go for something more conservative. He also mentioned that my glasses were “odd but cute” and that he could deal with them.

It looks like the Nag has secured intimate access with the next RNC Chairman. I’m talking penetrating insights for the next four years!


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